Tired of her mother-in-law constantly offering advice on child rearing, the
young wife said, "Don't tell me how to raise my children. I live with one of
yours and he still needs a lot of work!"
Carl Sagan: "We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology."
‘Gloria Steinem: The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.’
Don Marquis:"The ch:ief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."
George Eliot: "Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
Groucho Marx: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Mark Twain: "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
Oliver Wendell Holmes: "Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
Timothy Leary: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
W. Somerset Maugham: "People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."
Work joke: You're either part of the solution or you're one of my coworkers.